Glitter Eater

navyxxblue:

psyaichi:

no,that’s MY internet friend. sits on them.

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roachpatrol:

Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang.

Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in there’ so you wait and nothing happens and you open the door again and try and walk out and the guard pushes you back in and says things like ‘you’re our prisoner’ and ‘where are you going, you’re stuck here’ and ‘are you trying to meet your prince? he won’t ever get up THIS high’ and ‘get back inside before I get mad’. But you can pick up a vase of flowers, and you can swing it around. And the thing is all the guards are expecting the hero to be battling his way up, and all this one wimpy little guard at the top is posted to your room for is to push you back into your room, so you can smash him over the head because he’s just not expecting it, and then steal his weapons. And after that you find that the guards are always bigger and stronger than you—and they get bigger and stronger every level down—but you can generally manage to get the first shot in because they’re waiting for the hero, and you’re the princess. And maybe there’s puzzles and stuff too, but you have to solve them backwards, working your way along from end to start, because they’re all set up for the hero. And when you get the bottom and you have the fight of your life because the guards are massed up waiting for the hero, tons of them with awesome weapons and armor and spells and you think it’s the boss battle, but when they’re all dead and the final ground-level door is free to open the credits don’t roll.  And you realize there must be one more fight outside the doors, too, before you’re free, so you equip the best armor and weapons and potions you can find and go outside and you fight this one huge lone badass man on a badass horse in the sunlight. Then he’s finally defeated, and lying in the grass, and his horse is yours, and the credits still aren’t rolling. And you look at his corpse and you see he’s got a locket on, and in that locket is a picture of your face. 

And then you realize that that was the hero. 

And then the credits roll. 

I WANT THIS GAME

(via misandryspice)

mspandrew:

The primary source of consternation plucked from that Q&A was the “revelation” that Gamzee is short.

Which was obviously a 4 THE LAFFS answer.

The real answer is

drumroll

I don’t give a shit about how tall anybody is.

How tall do you want them to be?

That’s the right answer!

This is generally true of physical traits. The basic element of abstraction in HS disallows clear cut answers on a number of things.

They can vary in height if your imagination demands it. And they can vary in weight. Want them to be a bunch of chubby kids? You got it!

They could be any race too. Note that I am caucasian, and I draw myself orange. I don’t see no orange kids there! Can’t really pin them down as definitively white, though this is likely the widespread presumption. They are canonically a-racial, and elude concrete bodily proportions through diversity of stylistic representation. You decide what they are! The thing you decide is right.

This makes me so happy I cannot even

88allmodus:

 

dreaming-bout-scythes:

homestuckofficial:

the47thguywiththisuser:

homestuckofficial:

creators who are nice to their fans

so not andrew hussie

let me sit you down for a minute and tell you why ding dong you are wrong

Andrew Hussie is probably one of the nicest guys ive ever fucking seen in relation to how he treats his fans. He is almost constantly going out of his way to make everyone feel comfortable and safe and included in the homestuck comic- to the point of purposefully stating that all characters are aracial to keep an all-inclusive cast, and then whoops some ass about people flipping out about it. His female characters kick misogyny in the face, and he’s inclusive of gay, lesbian, pansexual, and hetrosexuals in his comic. Hell- he even put all inclusive genders on his survey for mspas target audience.

On his twitter hes basically always tweeting his fans and talking with them, and has even created a whole parody character dedicated to how his fandom acts—a very important girl who thinks of herself as unlovable, stupid and ugly, but is shown as adorable, talented and creative. He literally created a whole character based around telling his fandom that even if they think they’re untalented and unlovable, theyre actually wonderful, creative important people.

AND hes contantly working to give us things that WE want. A video game. Comic updates regularly. Coming to meet us at conventions that we tell him he should go to. Yes, these are things he has to do to make money off of homestuck merchandise but to be honest, Hussie goes above and beyond.

tldr: Andrew Hussie is literally great and if you don’t think so youre wrong and i wrote this post specifically about him

Amen to that

I love Andrew Hussie

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teamfreesexuality:

taintedtrenchcoat:

thedemonica:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jephry:

if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die

what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of

what if you rolled their body in salt first

easy there, satan

margarita of pain

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